the ballsack bros are finally beginning to realize they can hop over the play area fence to get out. so i increased the divider height on the spot they like to try to jump over the most. and then turned away for one second to wish my friend good night. and heard the meaty thwack of a rat full-body-colliding with a plastic barrier.
the WHAT
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The Ballsack Bros.
The expression difference here is worthy of that Barbie meme. The one on the left is like “YES, I HAVE COMMITTED CRIME, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? THAT’S RIGHT, NOTHING, YOU ARE POWERLESS HERE” and the one on the right is like “M-me? Break a rule? Surely, you must be mistaken, I am but a humble rodent innocent of all such vile accusations…”
touching grass isn’t enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars
this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i’m glad it’s reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general
You need to lay on the hood of your car while your ass gets slightly chilled and every sound makes you wonder if some farmer is going to come investigating why you pulled off on their random dirt road, and you need to look up at the sky and feel small in a way that is not bad, and feel connected in a way that is distant. And to gaze at the visible evidence of billions of years of the cosmos spinning and exploding and forming heavenly bodies… and you need to ask yourself “do I really want to keep choosing to be a pain in the ass?”
this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.
I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.
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